DartoidPosted by geodie
Date: Thursday, August 10, 2006 9:53 AM
Age: 52 years, 348 days
Marital status: For half of my frickin’ life
Tell us about the beginning of your interest in darts. No! I refuse!
In which league(s) do you play? None – the bastards threw me out.
Which other family members play? My wife she play wit de dart in de privacy of de bedroom.
How far from home do you play? See answer above
How many days per week do you engage in darts? Who the hell are you, Kinsey?
What kind of darts do you use: The little ones with the suction cups.
What is the most annoying antic you see from other dart players? Women who wear shirts.
Tell us about conflicts darts created in home or work life? Sorry, the space provided is too limited.
What goals in darts do you have? Not to stick myself.
What has been your best moment in darts? Can’t remember but I think it involved beer.
What’s your advice to a newbie dart player? Don’t wear mittens.
What would make your league better and more fun? Playboy bunnies.
What does the sport need to help it grow and improve its image? To get rid of me
How far would you travel to see national championship playoffs? 16.4 miles.
Which game would interest you most in a national championship: Hotdog eating.
Should a national championship be best of ( )3, ( )5, ( ) 7, ( ) 11:
Whoever chows down more than the Japanese guy should win before he pukes.